1. |
I just wanna fuck you.
03:22
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I wish I had a beautiful voice
So I can sing these words to you
I wish I had a shining disposition so I could act so fucking cool
I wish I had another heart so you could break that one too
Wish I could find a way to stop thinking about you
And
When you're lost
I will find you drinking in the bar
We shouldn't be apart
Oh no no no
Wish I saw another shooting star
So I could make a wish
Wish I was more Zen I could be in a constant state of bliss
Wish I had a cigarette to make my stress go up and smoke
Wish I had a bit more wit so I could tell another joke
And
When you're lost
I will find you drinking in the bar
We shouldn't be apart
Oh no no no
and when you're tanked
i guess that's luck smilin' on me
i don't wanna fight
I just wanna fuck you
Wish I had another me so I could stand beside myself
Wish I could play harmonica
and you could call me KeithRelf
wish i wasn't older, I could probably be your dad
but u gotta admit 7 minutes for an old fart like me ain't bad
And
When you're lost
I will find you drinking in the bar
We shouldn't be apart
Oh no no no
and when you're tanked
i guess that's luck smilin' on me
i don't wanna fight
I just wanna fuck you
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2. |
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I'm not gonna leave my room 'till I finish this song.
Hell yeah I feel alright but I know something's wrong
I wanna tell my story but it's taking too long.
might be falling apart but I gotta be strong
There are no words to describe what we had
And when I think of you it only makes me sad
I tell myself it isn't so bad
But lying to myself doesn't work anymore
Lying to myself doesn't work anymore
Lying to myself
Doesn't work
Anymore
I never said I'd be back for you one day
I thought you'd follow me but I guess you had to stay
When we were apart I thought about you every day
And now that i'm back I hear that you're engaged
There are no words to describe what we had
And when I think of you it only makes me sad
I tell myself it isn't so bad
But lying to myself doesn't work anymore
Lying to myself doesn't work anymore
Lying to myself
Doesn't work
Anymore
Many years and lots of girls
To get me over you
You say that you moved on but I know that's not true.
So what do you want from me? Do you want one last fling?
Or do you really love me? I can be your everything.
There are no words to describe what we had
And when I think of you it only makes me sad
I tell myself it isn't so bad
But lying to myself doesn't work anymore
Lying to myself doesn't work anymore
Lying to myself
Doesn't work
Anymore
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3. |
Apathy
02:21
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life sucks i hurt today
get fucked 'cause time's a waistin'
too much time we're outta time
it's time to stay go away
apathy
apathy
blow your mind and get bent
can't remember where we went
did i fuck you did you fuck me?
it wasn't special apathy
apathy
apathy
sentimental uppity
it's worth a bundle but not to me
take some punches start today
on my mind apathy
apathy
apathy
apathy
apathy
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4. |
Anna Marie
02:49
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C
stuck in my head
Bb
get out of bed
A C
think of ways to find a way
to end all these thoughts
Bb
but yet i'm lost
A
I'll make a change
G
I'll get away
F G C
anna marie has married me
F G C
forcefully and mentally
F G C C/B am
she's like a ghost makes me a toast to never leave
F G C
she's all I see
C
anna marie she's such a cunt
am
anna marie she lies to me
F
anna marie she confuses me
G
anna marie she abuses me
F G C
I can never leave
C
overthink
Bb
it's all I know
A
she knows that
C
she owns my soul
I feel so weak
Bb
pushed to the edge
A
one more push
C
and I will be dead
she's not meant
Bb
for me i know
A G
but she's got me by the balls
F G C
all of her words get in my head
F G C
but fuck that bitch she make no sense
F G C C/B am
she's like a prostitute that I can't pay to leave
F G C
she's all I see
C
anna marie she's such a cunt
am
anna marie she lies to me
F
anna marie she confuses me
G
anna marie she abuses me
F G C
I can never leave
C
anna marie she's such a cunt
am
anna marie she lies to me
F
anna marie she confuses me
G
anna marie she abuses me
F G C
I can never leave
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5. |
Nothin'
04:36
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6. |
Single By Choice
03:10
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i heard about the break up that you're going through
well I always thought that guy was a douche
You're single now you're better off
let's go for a ride you'll never get off
if you need a shoulder to cry on
you can always look me up
if you want to cuddle that's cool
and i'm always down to fuck
don't get all emotional
let your feelings have a voice
when your friends wonder why you aint got a boyfriend
tell them 'im single by choice.
now I'm no good in bed but i'm still your friend
and when things get bad relationships have to end
if you need an adjustment phase
the best way to do it...get laid
if you need a shoulder to cry on
you can always look me up
if you want to cuddle that's cool
and i'm always down to fuck
don't get all emotional
but let your feelings have a voice
let it out, you can scream and shout
'im single by choice.
a sexy gal like you will always have her pick
tell those boys to get in line so you can inspect their dicks
i'll admit my advice is immature
but you don't need him anymore
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7. |
Bees
04:49
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BEES
Tonight I would have fucked you
But I went home and jerked off instead
I know I should have got the hand job
Or talked you in to giving me head
Somehow I went home defeated
With my meat in my hand
I thought about your sister
While I tugged at my gland
Sometimes I wish I had a girlfriend
Sometimes I think
single life it ain't for me
there are only 2 things I run from
The first is commitment
The second is bees.
Now I may not be sober
But that don't mean that I can't fuck
I've never had that problem my friends call whiskey cock
If she ain't willing and able
Well, there are pills for that
I like it when she puts up a fight
But tonight
I've had enough of that
Sometimes I wish I had a girlfriend
'cause single life it ain't for me
There are only 2 things I run from
The first is commitment
The second is bees.
As the evening starts to dwindle
And the bees are closing in
I take a look around the bar
As I finish up my drink
I put on my best beer legs
And I don a sober face
tonight I would have fucked you
If you were not such a bitch
And women are the devil
And all men are fucking pigs
We all have out excuses
And we drift through life alone
Tonigh I'll go home horny
Next time throw me a fuckin bone
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Smokin' Joe Haines Sagaponack, New York
Joseph Haines is a singer, songwriter, arranger, composer and multi-instrumentalist. Joseph writes Rock, Pop, Rap and Country music. He plays over a dozen instruments with a focus on Bass, both upright and electric. He currently resides in Wallkill, New York, where he writes and records a myriad of different compositions. ... more
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