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U Love It (Bitch)
03:20
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I transcend time, I travel through space but all I wanna do is fuck your face..
You got braces? You aint lyin?
I don't give a fuck cause my dick's made of iron.
When I bust a nut you best respect me
and do your best to please me.
Cause I won't be like your daddy, sayin how proud you made me.
You gotta work for my love...don't give a fuck
if you fit like a glove..aint no hugs aint no kisses
all I see in the world is bitches.
Don't give a fuck a bout money give me the cunt
aint being funny.
U think i'm pudgy? well I must be
been dreamin' of the dick
till you met me.
back to my old tricks once you got me in the mix
cause there's no turning back.
That's a fact
recalculate the equation.
I aint no math major
I know how to tell a bitch what to do with a dick
all my boys say i'm sick 'Cause I torment a bitch
make her wait for the cock while I play with the clit
teasin' a ho 'till she can't take it any mo'
orgasms more intense that she ever had before
then we collapse on the floor and we fall a sleep
then I wake up hard and I go at it real deep.
Bitches ain't been fucked right till they get this dick
But They say I ain't right depraved, even sick.
Now it's you, your pussy and little old me
what's gonna happen?
we will have to wait and see.
Don't get me wrong, I still want love
but I crave sex and I can't get enough
The way I see it lots of people
they already love me
that doesn't mean that I always
get everything I need
Hairy trimmed or hairless lookin' for that little square
look between your legs, I always seem to find it there
I'll kiss it if u dare me, maybe even lick it too.
I'll do all the right things 'cause I know what's good for you.
Don't think about it for too long
just act now before this offers gone
I'm sure u wont regret it now lay back while I wet it.
Now to sum it all up for a bitch
Don't try to lie I know you love the dick
You might have a man, but not compared to me
I'll kneecap that motherfucker throw him out to sea.
Nothing gets between me and what I need
I'm like a wild animal and I was born to breed
So get the fuck out my face unless u want a taste
Bitches get in line punk asses stand aside.
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2. |
I'm The Best
03:42
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im the best im the best im so much better if a bitch wanna rub up on my dick then I'll let her
you wish it wasnt true but u know mutha-fucka I’m better than you
Yo,
I get personal like a danse macabre and I eat more chicken than a chupacabra
if you came to my house you would think im a slob but I get shit done like it's my job
I can't rhyme
I can't sing and I can't dance but I do it anyway
cause I like the attention
and oh did I mention i'm a smart motherfucker?
An you just some whack ass sucka
on a mission
you wishing you could best me but i'm better
makin' excuses like you under the weather
bitch i wrote this rhyme when I had the flu
and I'm still spittin' it better than you
Your shit's wack and I mean it
your rhyme's like a bad movie and I already seen it
get yo' ass out the game
make room for my ego
your shit is lame
dont even try
when you step in the ring
gonna get pulverized
im the best
I’m the king
put your rhyme to the test
Get shut out
you’re a fool
i'll take you ass to school
this aint no game
already told you
your rhymes are lame
I hate repeating myself
but I had to do it
your rhyme are sticky and mine are fluid
i'm the best I already told you so
I don't know how else to spell it out for you yo
you gotta be cautious
the speed at which I spit might make you nauseous
but not today
i'm hungover
must be your lucky day like u found a four leaf clover
you wanna listen to this track over and over
don't lie, bitches actin' like they drunk when really they sober
cause they aint used to someone crushin’ like a martian
men from mars and women form Venus
don't care about that hop up on my penis.
By Now I think it’s plain to see
That’s right my favorite subject is me.
Yet still u step better come correct
Everything I get I expect
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3. |
Your Man's Wack
04:07
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Smokin' Joe Haines Sagaponack, New York
Joseph Haines is a singer, songwriter, arranger, composer and multi-instrumentalist. Joseph writes Rock, Pop, Rap and Country music. He plays over a dozen instruments with a focus on Bass, both upright and electric. He currently resides in Wallkill, New York, where he writes and records a myriad of different compositions. ... more
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